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Only In America

On my IGoogle home page, one of my features is the joke of the day from Comedy Central..  Honestly most of them are sort of lame.  However this one was on there today and I thought it was pretty funny.  Since tommorow is 4th of July I thought it might be nice to share a few things that makes America unique.

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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Comment balloon 5 commentsBob Southard • July 03 2009 11:10AM

Comments

Very funny points and oh so true.  God Bless America!

Posted by Michelle Gibson, REALTOR (Hansen Real Estate Group Inc. ) almost 9 years ago

Only in America does politically correct mean absolutely absurd!  Happy 4th Bob

Posted by Robert Rauf (HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ)) almost 9 years ago

Or only in America do we have signs in English and Spanish.

Posted by Richard Weeks, REALTOR®, Broker almost 9 years ago

Wow, GA has great pizza service!  Wish we had that here!

Aloha & best wishes

Posted by Richard T. Dolbeare, R(B), ABR, CRS...Hawaii Multi-Island Specialist (KW Island Living) almost 9 years ago

God bless America.  You gotta love it!  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Jim Valentine (RE/MAX Realty Affiliates) almost 9 years ago

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